Get Out of My House (No More Monsters Allowed)

Broadway Rejects

Halloween Fun · Monster Roll Call · Theatrical Pop

Released September 26, 2025

#INTRO

#CHORUS
Spirits, get out of my house
Goblins, get out of my house
Demons, get out of my house
No more monsters allowed

#VERSE
My mother says I watch too many monster shows
But she’d best look around our house, ’cause we have been exposed

#CHORUS
Witches, get out of my house
Warlocks, get out of my house
Bigfoot, get out of my house
No more monsters allowed

#VERSE
Mom bought oregano, bay leaves, and parsley, too
I'll burn some spices, smoke them out, then Mom can cook our stew

#BRIDGE
Now I don’t mind if ghosts run through our yard
Zombies? Fine, if they don’t knock too hard
Skeletons can dance out on the streets
But they must stay outside when I snuggle down in my sheets

#INSTRUMENTAL
(Get out!)
(Get out!)
(No more monsters allowed)

#VERSE
When I was five, I used to cry when Mom turned out the light
But now I’m six, and not afraid to face the dark of night
So, listen up, you monsters, or I’ll get mad and mean
I’m strong enough to stomp you, if you mess with Mom and me

#CHORUS
Vampires, get out of my house
El Chupacabras, get out of my house
Slender Man, get out of my house
No more monsters allowed

#CHORUS
Spirits, get out of my house
Goblins, get out of my house
Demons, get out of my house
No monsters, no monsters
No more monsters allowed

Yowww!

#OUTRO